Enough About Jesus, What Would Neil Do?

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Friday, February 10, 2006

In search of SWN

Neil's new job has him traveling so much that he is never in town. That is why I am looking for a "replacement Neil". To qualify you must...

1) Regularly amuse your friends with your crazy antics
2) Love COSTCO, Wegmans and REI
3) Remain single despite being a nice guy (you must share your dating experiences)
4) Have difficulty typing with proper grammar and spelling
5) Be slightly uncomfortable with male affection (though you can't be homophobic)
6) Have an unhealthy obsession with your cell phone

If this sounds like you, post a comment. Make sure to mention what brand of cell phone you use.

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