How Neil Makes Up Words

Guess which of the following Neil has used when IM'ing me (see 1st comment for answer)...

Neil (AOL): Existentially, we are prone to construct concrete visualizations of prophecy.
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Neil (AOL): then there are excelirators
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Neil (AOL): I did not know that Sara Lee made braws
Brian: what the hell is a braw?
Neil (AOL): sorry
Neil (AOL): Brazire
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Brian: too bad they don't sell what I want
Neil (AOL): well, i love coscto
Brian: i know you do
Neil (AOL): i think your looking for falicies
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Brian: i walked around looking for great deals, I didn't really find any
Neil (AOL): your negative
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Neil (AOL): there are real devil warship sites that came up when i searched
Brian: worship
Brian: warship is a big boat with cannons
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Neil (AOL): Don't I look pretty in that dress?