Introducing... CyberNeil

Now that Neil is living a hobo's life, it is harder to interact with him in person. Thus, we've created CyberNeil. Chat with Neil online, ANYTIME! We are not responsible for anything he says.

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You Can Have Your Own Neil For Under $20!

The good folks at Perpetual Kid are offering this beautiful desktop sized Neil that also serves as a USB extender! I've already purchased two. I plan to attach little stickers with Neil's face on them for extra realism.

Kudos to Neil Uber-fan Katie for finding this one.

The Neil Fan Club!!!

I know that some of you are dying with anticipation, so here it is... I announce the creation of the new NEIL FAN CLUB! Check it out!!! Neil is officially part of the MySpace buzz. What's that, you want to be a member of the Neil Fan Club, but you don't have a MySpace account? Well, Neil doesn't need your loser ass anyway. This site is reserved for people cool enough to have a MySpace account.

Listen to the testimonials...

"I've always felt that I needed a better way to show my devotion to Neil. The Poor Neil blog just simply wasn't enough." -Katie

"If I wasn't married, I'd be all over Neil. He is so yummy." -Gail

"I sometimes read the Neil blog to my kids when putting them to sleep. They laugh and laugh..." -Michael

"Who is Neil?" - Robin

Can't Get Enough Neil?

Something new is coming for the rabid Neil fan!

I can't say what it is here, because Neil is looking. Drop a comment or send me an email if you want to know more.

"If you need me, me and Neil'll be hangin' out with the dream king." - (Do you know this Neil-obsessed artist?)

In search of SWN

Neil's new job has him traveling so much that he is never in town. That is why I am looking for a "replacement Neil". To qualify you must...

1) Regularly amuse your friends with your crazy antics
2) Love COSTCO, Wegmans and REI
3) Remain single despite being a nice guy (you must share your dating experiences)
4) Have difficulty typing with proper grammar and spelling
5) Be slightly uncomfortable with male affection (though you can't be homophobic)
6) Have an unhealthy obsession with your cell phone

If this sounds like you, post a comment. Make sure to mention what brand of cell phone you use.