How Neil Doesn't Exist

Isn't it fun to type people's names into Google and see what comes up? I decided to see what comes up for Neil. I typed his name in quotes to make sure I got him and only him.

Google Search: "Neil ****" (you know his last name if you know him)

Results: Your search - "neil ****" - did not match any documents.

That's right. According to Google, Neil doesn't exist!

Yahoo search finds some links for Neil. In fact, I found this nice picture of him. But still, if you don't exist in Google, you don't really exist.