How Neil made me look gay at SCAN

I invited Neil to come with me to SCAN while I went shopping for some furniture. Big mistake. It's bad enough when two men go shopping together at SCAN, it's even worse when they argue. Neil was excited that they were serving Otis Spunkmeyer cookies while you shopped. He insisted that I try one because they are "they greatest cookies ever." Maybe so, but I wasn't in the mood. Well, he got angry that I wouldn't try one and caused a scene. It looked like a lovers' tiff. I was very embarrassed.